Daily Archives: January 5, 2006

Stop Me if You've Heard This

Welcome, blonde joke enthusiasts. Say, before you follow the link below, why not take a look around The Speculist? Are you interested in the subject of life extension or alternate energy sources? We’ve got it! How about some really deep ponderings (part two here) about what’s happening with the universe? We have that, too.

Or maybe you’d like a quick summary of recent news related to the future? We’ve got it.

How about a round-up of 50 good news stories to brighten up your day? No need to be a stranger.

Paul Hsieh provides a link to what is reputed to be the funniest blonde joke ever. I’ll let you all be the judge.

Stop Me if You’ve Heard This

Welcome, blonde joke enthusiasts. Say, before you follow the link below, why not take a look around The Speculist? Are you interested in the subject of life extension or alternate energy sources? We’ve got it! How about some really deep ponderings (part two here) about what’s happening with the universe? We have that, too.

Or maybe you’d like a quick summary of recent news related to the future? We’ve got it.

How about a round-up of 50 good news stories to brighten up your day? No need to be a stranger.

Paul Hsieh provides a link to what is reputed to be the funniest blonde joke ever. I’ll let you all be the judge.

It's Hyperspace! Subspace! Warp Drive!

Or possibly just pseudoscientific rubbish which has somehow managed to attract government funding, perhaps via powerful magnetic fields:

The theoretical engine works by creating an intense magnetic field that, according to ideas first developed by the late scientist Burkhard Heim in the 1950s, would produce a gravitational field and result in thrust for a spacecraft.

Also, if a large enough magnetic field was created, the craft would slip into a different dimension, where the speed of light is faster, allowing incredible speeds to be reached. Switching off the magnetic field would result in the engine reappearing in our current dimension.

Don’t get me wrong. Nobody is more eager to see three-hour trips to Mars and 80-day trips to Alpha Centauri than yours truly. I’m just not holding my breath, is all.

UPDATE FROM STEPHEN: Here’s a New Scientist article on the same subject.

[Dröscher] and Häuser have suggested an experiment to prove it.

This will require a huge rotating ring placed above a superconducting coil to create an intense magnetic field. With a large enough current in the coil, and a large enough magnetic field, Dröscher claims the electromagnetic force can reduce the gravitational pull on the ring to the point where it floats free. Dröscher and Häuser say that to completely counter Earth’s pull on a 150-tonne spacecraft a magnetic field of around 25 tesla would be needed. While that’s 500,000 times the strength of Earth’s magnetic field, pulsed magnets briefly reach field strengths up to 80 tesla. And Dröscher and Häuser go further. With a faster-spinning ring and an even stronger magnetic field, gravitophotons would interact with conventional gravity to produce a repulsive anti-gravity force…

Why not try it?

And here’s the Wikipedia article on Burkhard Heim. He’s the eccentric scientist who came up with the theory behind these proposed experiments. This theory is weirdly accurate at predicting particle masses.

It’s Hyperspace! Subspace! Warp Drive!

Or possibly just pseudoscientific rubbish which has somehow managed to attract government funding, perhaps via powerful magnetic fields:

The theoretical engine works by creating an intense magnetic field that, according to ideas first developed by the late scientist Burkhard Heim in the 1950s, would produce a gravitational field and result in thrust for a spacecraft.

Also, if a large enough magnetic field was created, the craft would slip into a different dimension, where the speed of light is faster, allowing incredible speeds to be reached. Switching off the magnetic field would result in the engine reappearing in our current dimension.

Don’t get me wrong. Nobody is more eager to see three-hour trips to Mars and 80-day trips to Alpha Centauri than yours truly. I’m just not holding my breath, is all.

UPDATE FROM STEPHEN: Here’s a New Scientist article on the same subject.

[Dröscher] and Häuser have suggested an experiment to prove it.

This will require a huge rotating ring placed above a superconducting coil to create an intense magnetic field. With a large enough current in the coil, and a large enough magnetic field, Dröscher claims the electromagnetic force can reduce the gravitational pull on the ring to the point where it floats free. Dröscher and Häuser say that to completely counter Earth’s pull on a 150-tonne spacecraft a magnetic field of around 25 tesla would be needed. While that’s 500,000 times the strength of Earth’s magnetic field, pulsed magnets briefly reach field strengths up to 80 tesla. And Dröscher and Häuser go further. With a faster-spinning ring and an even stronger magnetic field, gravitophotons would interact with conventional gravity to produce a repulsive anti-gravity force…

Why not try it?

And here’s the Wikipedia article on Burkhard Heim. He’s the eccentric scientist who came up with the theory behind these proposed experiments. This theory is weirdly accurate at predicting particle masses.

Dean Esmay On the Singularity

Specifically, he describes how it relates to the Better All the Time view of the world:

People who suggest that it’s all fleeting and going to come crashing to a halt remind me of the people that Gregg Easterbrook identified in The Progress Paradox: How Life Gets Better While People Feel Worse. By any measurable–I said measurable–standard, the human condition is improving in the vast majority of the world. You name it–health, lifespan, clean water, clean air, abundant food, leisure time, health, safety, security, mobility, education, it’s all getting better. Yet as this happens, people are convinced that things are getting worse anyway.

Methinks most of Kurzweil’s critics are guilty of a similar type of thinking: we can’t possibly be on such an amazing technological cusp can we? Surely something must make it all come crashing to a halt soon, right?

Need I say it? Read the whole thing.