• https://www.blog.speculist.com Stephen Gordon

    Forget the monkey-controlled robot, I want a computer-controlled monkey!

    10 REM MONKEY BASIC V.1.1
    20 IF DISHES=”DIRTY” THEN WASH DISHES
    30 IF DOORBELL=”SOLICITOR AT DOOR” THEN HURL FECES
    40 IF ALLCHORES=”COMPLETE” THEN EAT BANANA AND GOTO 20

  • https://www.blog.speculist.com Phil Bowermaster

    With a thousand such monkeys, we could rule the world. [sinister]Bwahhahahahahahaha![/sinister]