Monthly Archives: January 2005

You've Got to Hear This

…to believe it. Geek Rap. (WARNING: Contains explicit technical content.)

More on Geek Rhythms here.

The goal, per Howard Lovy, is to “attract high school kids to the coolness of high-tech careers.” This reminds me of something. A number of years ago, in an essay entitled “What’s Technical About Technical Writing,” David Dobrin provided this pithy answer:

Technical writing is writing that accomodates technology to the user.

Dobrin’s definition, which I first encountered when doing graduate work in Technical Communication at the University of Colorado at Denver, has proved to be somewhat liberating to the field. Of course, anything that would help technical writers see that there’s more to life than churning out manuals was a good start.

In my final graduate paper (the practioner’s degree required a final project and report rather than a thesis), I argued that the Dobrin formulation was a bit too broad, seeing as it would allow even science fiction to be labeled “technical writing.” (Lord knows that I have personally learned a lot about science and technology from reading SF.)

But I made those arguments back before the web, Slashdot, or the blogosphere. At the time, I was defending what I saw as the integrity of my profession.

It all looks a lot different from here in the future. Dobrin’s formula starts to make a little more sense.

I would venture to say that, like the myriad bloggers out there covering a host of technical issues, not only is Rajeeve Bajaja a technical communicator, he is probably more effective than most. Is it possible that the new media threatens extinction to more professions than just journalism?

You’ve Got to Hear This

…to believe it. Geek Rap. (WARNING: Contains explicit technical content.)

More on Geek Rhythms here.

The goal, per Howard Lovy, is to “attract high school kids to the coolness of high-tech careers.” This reminds me of something. A number of years ago, in an essay entitled “What’s Technical About Technical Writing,” David Dobrin provided this pithy answer:

Technical writing is writing that accomodates technology to the user.

Dobrin’s definition, which I first encountered when doing graduate work in Technical Communication at the University of Colorado at Denver, has proved to be somewhat liberating to the field. Of course, anything that would help technical writers see that there’s more to life than churning out manuals was a good start.

In my final graduate paper (the practioner’s degree required a final project and report rather than a thesis), I argued that the Dobrin formulation was a bit too broad, seeing as it would allow even science fiction to be labeled “technical writing.” (Lord knows that I have personally learned a lot about science and technology from reading SF.)

But I made those arguments back before the web, Slashdot, or the blogosphere. At the time, I was defending what I saw as the integrity of my profession.

It all looks a lot different from here in the future. Dobrin’s formula starts to make a little more sense.

I would venture to say that, like the myriad bloggers out there covering a host of technical issues, not only is Rajeeve Bajaja a technical communicator, he is probably more effective than most. Is it possible that the new media threatens extinction to more professions than just journalism?

Welcome to Earth!

Sorry I’m late on this.

Lydia Violet Warren, daughter of M104 member and copyeditor extraordinaire Virginia Warren was born at 7:04 AM Tuesday, January 25th, 2005.

Reports are that Lydia Violet is “healthy and beautiful.” See for yourselves.

And what a great name.

Also, don’t miss out on Virginia’s step-by-step recounting of the process.

Mega-congrats to Virginia and Bill. And welcome baby Lydia!

Here's the Rage

Reason over at Fight Aging! (a blog I’ve been neglecting lately; I promise to do better) directs us to a passionate new blog called Longevity First, where Jay raises some fundamental questions:

Where Is the Rage?

Every year, over 50 million people die. Over 30 million of those deaths were not caused by murder, or suicide, or accidents, or war, or starvation, or contagious diseases. Rather, those 30 million deaths were caused by aging. To be more specific, those deaths were caused by the diseases that increase exponentially with age, diseases tied in a seemingly inextricable way to aging itself.

Where Is the Sorrow?

So where is the sorrow? Why does society seem content with apathy? Why does society seem so unfeeling about the outrage that is aging and death? Why don’t people mourn the loss of countless thousands of people every day.

It is utterly frustrating to know that a cure for aging is possible, and in fact would probably cost less than what we are spending to cure cancer. It is utterly frustrating, because society is in denial. Not only a denial that such a cure is even possible, but in denial that such a cure is necessary and desirable. In short, society is content with letting aging and death continue to decimate the world’s population every decade or so. (Note hear that I use the traditional meaning of decimate, to systematically kill one of every ten people.)

I look at this situation, and I can’t help but wonder, where is the sorrow? Why don’t people have empathy for the hundreds of thousands of people who lose a parent, sibling, child, or close friend, each and every day.

First off, I’m not sure it’s fair to say that people “don’t have empathy” for the masses who die every year, or every day. When the greatest monster of the 20th Century (a title hard won against fierce competition) cynically quipped that a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic, he was tapping into the fact that empathy tends to diminish with distance and that a very large loss of life is a difficult thing to grasp.

A lady I know from a community organization lost her husband (essentially to old age) about a month ago. He was a neat guy, and I was only just getting to know him when he died. I have to say that I feel his loss more deeply than I do any of the individual deaths resulting from the Tsunami tragedy (which occurred at about the same time.) And I’m probably more empathetic to his widow than I am to those who lost loved ones in the tragedy.

Does that mean I’m an uncaring lout? Possibly. But I believe that, somewhere along the line, empathy has to become more detached and intellectualized or we would all just drown in despair. The acceptance of death (and worse, the insistence that it is somehow a “good thing”) which Jay rightly pleads against is no doubt a defense mechanism that our ancestors adopted thousands of years ago. As I have argued previously, our ancestors were rational creatures, as keenly aware of the fact that death sucks as we are — if not more so.

Our ancestors engaged in a war against death that we’re still fighting today. They threw everything they had and everything they could think up at the enemy, and as a result we now have science and medicine and religion and, really, the whole of human culture. They were relentless and tenacious fighters, but (being rational creatures) they understood the limitations of the war they were able to wage. As a group, the clan/tribe/people would fight on until the end of time, making what progress they could against death. But as individuals, it had to be acknowledged that each and every soldier would one day fall to the enemy.

That was a terrible thing. An unacceptable thing. But it had to be accepted anyway. Refusing to acknowledge the inevitability of death would have made as much sense as refusing to acknowledge the inevitability of gravity. It was pointless, and you would go crazy if you thought too much about that kind of thing.

It’s only within the past couple of centuries that human beings have had our first real victories in the war with gravity. Getting to the first hot air balloons, much less to Kitty Hawk, required an enormous paradigm shift on the part of a few visionaries. Only after these heroes showed the rest of the world that gravity could be beaten did the mass of humanity come around to shifting paradigms.

That’s encouraging, but the “inevitability of death” paradigm is far more entrenched that the “inevitability of gravity” paradigm. There’s so much more at stake. To acknowledge that life might go on for decades or centuries longer than we’ve ever known it to is to kindle a hope that lies hidden in the heart of every human being.

No, it isn’t hidden. It’s buried.

And why is it buried?

It’s buried because the sum of human history (up to this point) shows us that it’s a false hope, that those who engage in it stand to be crushed by disappointment. Life extension advocates need to realize that the opposition they encounter has less to do with ignorance or superstition or callousness as it does with this lingering (once rational, but now less so) fear. As Aubrey de Grey put it:

But the deeper question is, why do people find that sort of thinking attractive? I think the only reason is denial: people know they can’t escape aging, so they find ways to convince themselves that it’s okay not to escape it. When people cease to “know” that aging is inevitable, this whole way of thinking will vanish overnight.

Aubrey’s right. And, unfortunately, I think the only way we’ll get to the point where people no longer “know” that death from aging is inevitable is when we have some very youthful 80-120 year olds who can attest to it personally. Yes, a lot of people will needlessly die between now and then. But again, we’re talking about an unprecedented paradigm shift. Once we cross that particular chasm, my guess is that things will happen very fast. The rage that Jay is looking for will be awakened, and it will completely reshape our world.

Here’s the Rage

Reason over at Fight Aging! (a blog I’ve been neglecting lately; I promise to do better) directs us to a passionate new blog called Longevity First, where Jay raises some fundamental questions:

Where Is the Rage?

Every year, over 50 million people die. Over 30 million of those deaths were not caused by murder, or suicide, or accidents, or war, or starvation, or contagious diseases. Rather, those 30 million deaths were caused by aging. To be more specific, those deaths were caused by the diseases that increase exponentially with age, diseases tied in a seemingly inextricable way to aging itself.

Where Is the Sorrow?

So where is the sorrow? Why does society seem content with apathy? Why does society seem so unfeeling about the outrage that is aging and death? Why don’t people mourn the loss of countless thousands of people every day.

It is utterly frustrating to know that a cure for aging is possible, and in fact would probably cost less than what we are spending to cure cancer. It is utterly frustrating, because society is in denial. Not only a denial that such a cure is even possible, but in denial that such a cure is necessary and desirable. In short, society is content with letting aging and death continue to decimate the world’s population every decade or so. (Note hear that I use the traditional meaning of decimate, to systematically kill one of every ten people.)

I look at this situation, and I can’t help but wonder, where is the sorrow? Why don’t people have empathy for the hundreds of thousands of people who lose a parent, sibling, child, or close friend, each and every day.

First off, I’m not sure it’s fair to say that people “don’t have empathy” for the masses who die every year, or every day. When the greatest monster of the 20th Century (a title hard won against fierce competition) cynically quipped that a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic, he was tapping into the fact that empathy tends to diminish with distance and that a very large loss of life is a difficult thing to grasp.

A lady I know from a community organization lost her husband (essentially to old age) about a month ago. He was a neat guy, and I was only just getting to know him when he died. I have to say that I feel his loss more deeply than I do any of the individual deaths resulting from the Tsunami tragedy (which occurred at about the same time.) And I’m probably more empathetic to his widow than I am to those who lost loved ones in the tragedy.

Does that mean I’m an uncaring lout? Possibly. But I believe that, somewhere along the line, empathy has to become more detached and intellectualized or we would all just drown in despair. The acceptance of death (and worse, the insistence that it is somehow a “good thing”) which Jay rightly pleads against is no doubt a defense mechanism that our ancestors adopted thousands of years ago. As I have argued previously, our ancestors were rational creatures, as keenly aware of the fact that death sucks as we are — if not more so.

Our ancestors engaged in a war against death that we’re still fighting today. They threw everything they had and everything they could think up at the enemy, and as a result we now have science and medicine and religion and, really, the whole of human culture. They were relentless and tenacious fighters, but (being rational creatures) they understood the limitations of the war they were able to wage. As a group, the clan/tribe/people would fight on until the end of time, making what progress they could against death. But as individuals, it had to be acknowledged that each and every soldier would one day fall to the enemy.

That was a terrible thing. An unacceptable thing. But it had to be accepted anyway. Refusing to acknowledge the inevitability of death would have made as much sense as refusing to acknowledge the inevitability of gravity. It was pointless, and you would go crazy if you thought too much about that kind of thing.

It’s only within the past couple of centuries that human beings have had our first real victories in the war with gravity. Getting to the first hot air balloons, much less to Kitty Hawk, required an enormous paradigm shift on the part of a few visionaries. Only after these heroes showed the rest of the world that gravity could be beaten did the mass of humanity come around to shifting paradigms.

That’s encouraging, but the “inevitability of death” paradigm is far more entrenched that the “inevitability of gravity” paradigm. There’s so much more at stake. To acknowledge that life might go on for decades or centuries longer than we’ve ever known it to is to kindle a hope that lies hidden in the heart of every human being.

No, it isn’t hidden. It’s buried.

And why is it buried?

It’s buried because the sum of human history (up to this point) shows us that it’s a false hope, that those who engage in it stand to be crushed by disappointment. Life extension advocates need to realize that the opposition they encounter has less to do with ignorance or superstition or callousness as it does with this lingering (once rational, but now less so) fear. As Aubrey de Grey put it:

But the deeper question is, why do people find that sort of thinking attractive? I think the only reason is denial: people know they can’t escape aging, so they find ways to convince themselves that it’s okay not to escape it. When people cease to “know” that aging is inevitable, this whole way of thinking will vanish overnight.

Aubrey’s right. And, unfortunately, I think the only way we’ll get to the point where people no longer “know” that death from aging is inevitable is when we have some very youthful 80-120 year olds who can attest to it personally. Yes, a lot of people will needlessly die between now and then. But again, we’re talking about an unprecedented paradigm shift. Once we cross that particular chasm, my guess is that things will happen very fast. The rage that Jay is looking for will be awakened, and it will completely reshape our world.

What's Really Out There?

Looks like we’re
not as certain
as we thought we were:

The first precise measurement of a failed star known as a brown dwarf finds
the object is much more massive than theorists expected. The result challenges
what astronomers assumed about these strange things, which straddle the mass
range between huge planets and normal stars.

If the masses of similar objects have been generally underestimated, then
some presumed planets outside our solar system may not be planets after all,
astronomers said Wednesday.

Complicating the matter, several objects that appear to be in the acceptable
mass range for planets — up to about 15 Jupiter masses — were discovered
about five years ago floating freely in space, not bound to any star. Astronomers
have been arguing ever since whether these objects are planets or brown dwarfs.

So our galaxy may be home to fewer planets, and more star wannabes, than we
thought. In fact, these brown dwarves may turn out to be the most abundant objects
in the universe. If so, maybe we should start thinking about what practical
use could be made of them.

Thoughts? Anyone?

What’s Really Out There?

Looks like we’re
not as certain
as we thought we were:

The first precise measurement of a failed star known as a brown dwarf finds
the object is much more massive than theorists expected. The result challenges
what astronomers assumed about these strange things, which straddle the mass
range between huge planets and normal stars.

If the masses of similar objects have been generally underestimated, then
some presumed planets outside our solar system may not be planets after all,
astronomers said Wednesday.

Complicating the matter, several objects that appear to be in the acceptable
mass range for planets — up to about 15 Jupiter masses — were discovered
about five years ago floating freely in space, not bound to any star. Astronomers
have been arguing ever since whether these objects are planets or brown dwarfs.

So our galaxy may be home to fewer planets, and more star wannabes, than we
thought. In fact, these brown dwarves may turn out to be the most abundant objects
in the universe. If so, maybe we should start thinking about what practical
use could be made of them.

Thoughts? Anyone?

Reasonably Fast

At 60.6 kilometres per hour, the elevator described here is the world’s fastest. But I think we’ll need to do quite a bit better than that (speedwise) for the really big elevator.

Be sure to read the whole article, includng a neat run-down on some of the coolest eleavtors from the world of science fiction.

Via GeekPress.

Love Machine

NewScientist
reports that libido may soon be quantifiable through the monitoring of brainwaves:

Monitoring the change in specific brain waves could be the first quantitative
method for measuring libido, new research suggests.

The technique measures attention, rather than sexual desire specifically,
but Yoram Vardi, at Rambam Hospital and the Technion, both in Haifa, Israel
told NewScientist: "We found that sexual stimuli are the most potent."

So far 30 people with normal sexual function have been tested, but if further
tests are successful, Vardi hopes his method will have many applications.
These could include quantitatively analysing the libido-lowering (or enhancing)
side effects of medication or even supporting legal claims of a reduction
in sex drive after an accident.

Okay,
the medical side-effects and accident claims deal are important. Of course they
are. But I think there are some significant implications here that NewScientist
has missed. What we are talking about, after all, is the first tentative steps
towards transforming Getting One’s Groove On from an art to a science.

That’s huge.

For example, what if it can be established that eating chocolates gives the
typical woman a 10% libidinal boost in responding to a particular stimulus,
where a glass of fine champagne provides an additional 6% boost? Or what if
it can be shown that a particular perfume gives the average man a whopping 27%
boost? It won’t be long before someone creates an environment loaded with stimuli,
touching all of the senses, which have been clinically proven to increase libido.
The long-cherished dream of the babe
lair
(or male
equivalent
thereof) will finally be achieved.

Moreover, if a quantifiable scale of attractiveness can be established to augment
the quantification of libido, some researcher will eventually introduce a formula
showing how much alcohol it takes to drive the libido number up to the point
that one risks compromising interactions with a partner with an unacceptably
low level of attractiveness. Such a formula could help us completely eradicate
the phenomenon known as beer
goggles
.

But it’s not all good news. Should some kind of home kit become available for
measuring brainwaves, men will be at unprecedented risk from perennial dangerous
questions such as

"Do you like my hair this way?"

or

"Do I look fat in this?"

The libido measuring technology would at this point become a polygraph. The
best defense in such a situation would be to blame some interefering factor
in the environment:

"Come on, Honey, I really do like it. It’s probably just those antehistimines
I took yesterday. You know how those things are always messing up my brain waves."

Step One

Via GeekPress, here’s a neat plan to power a lunar colony with moon dust. This could be an excellent first step in our long-range plan to address the world’s energy problems via Helium-3 mining.

By way of full disclosure, I should point out that the Helium-3 strategy is itself part of an even more ambitious plan that Stephen and I have to take over the world.