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I’ve been watching Dr. Who a bit lately. My older daughter is quite a fan of the show and we’ve been catching an episode or two whenever she comes over. I have a lot of catching up to do as the current run has been around for five seasons now and I am barely into season 2 (or ”series 2″ if you prefer the British way of describing these things.)
I watched a few episodes of an older incarnation of Dr. Who back in the early-mid 80′s and I remember thinking at the time that the storylines were as flat-out preposterous as the visual effects were enthusiastically cheesey.
Not much has changed in the intervening decades. Even with state-of-the-art CGI, the visual effects manage to come off looking silly, and the stories are as ridiculous as ever. Which is not to say that I don’t enjoy the show or that it is not great fun. I do and it is.
But I do have a big problem with Dr. Who – its handling of time.
For those of you unfamiliar, the Doctor is a Time Lord, and with his trusty Tardis he can travel anywhere in space and anywhen in time. Over the years, he has taken advantage of that capability and witnessed the very beginning of the universe and the death of planet Earth some 5 billion years in the future.
You have to love a show with that sweeping of a scope.
But there’s the problem. It’s just not that sweeping. If you read through the timeline linked above, you’ll note that the Doctor has made relatively few stops between the years 5000 and 5 billion. Now, granted, that’s a lot of time to cover and it would be hard to do it justice.
What bothers me is that the future of 200,000 years from now and the future of 5 billion years from now look roughly equivalent. And I should point out that the future of 200,000 years from now looks like the kind of world I would expect to see in the next 200 years (even without the Singularity or something else really crazy happening.)
I realize that it’s not easy trying to imagine, much less describe, how radically different the world might be in the distant future, but it would be nice if they would try. I get the impression that the creators of the show don’t quite grasp how much change might occur in the next century, much less two thousand centuries from now — not to mention 50 million centuries from now.
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50 million centuries, not years, centuries — that’s how long five billion years is. In one of the shows set in that unimaginably distant future, a human from our time meets an alien who works as a plumber and is delighted to learn that there are still plumbers.
This occurs on an inhabited space station of the sort I predict we will have within the next two centuries. Will such space stations have plumbers? Well, somebody or something will perform that task. But I don’t think it will be a dedicated human staff member. Maybe a robot.
Or maybe the intelligence to repair any possible problem will reside inside the plumbing itself.
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Dr. Who gives us a future in which machine intelligence has very little role to play. But that’s okay, it also gives us a present in which Earth is under frequent attack by aliens who want to take our stuff our rule over us or whatever.
Fun and entertaining, but in desperate need of an overhaul. It’s the 21st ccentury, and the Doctor still inhabits a world from the 60s — even its future is from the 60s. The Docotor is no doubt great friends with Austin Powers.
And, heck, who wouldn’t be?
I’m just thinking he might benefit from meeting some new people.
