Good Headline

By | March 30, 2005

Years ago, my friend Blacknail and I were brainstorming movie ideas when we came up with a title that is so hot that I’m sure somebody will have to make it someday:

Gladiator Rebellion on Vampire Planet

That’s why I was so encouraged last week to see that CBS was showing a movie called

Spring Break Shark Attack

Definitely a step in the right direction. Still, for sheer high-concept thrills, I don’t think anything can beat this headline, via Kurzweil AI:

Shape-Shifting Robot Nanotech Swarms on Mars

Yeah, baby.

You have to wonder how NASA missed out on the Spring Break angle. But the truth is that Mars (like Vampire Planet) is a pretty cold place, and the girls wouldn’t be wearing bikinis anyhow. Although they might think about something like this (and I’m just throwing it out there, running it up the old flag pole to see if anybody wants to salute it):

Nano-Bikini Ice Maidens of Mars

See, the idea is that somehow the nanotech is overcoming the cold. Anyway, I’m sure Blacknail will join me in offering any of the following titles to NASA. Just swap Mars for Vampire Planet. If one or more prove useful, they can be had for a very reasonable fee:

Vampire Planet

Return to Vampire Planet

Blood Slaves of Vampire Planet

Love Slaves of Vampire Planet

Gladiators of Vampire Planet

Gladiator Rebellion on Vampire Planet

Escape from Vampire Planet

Lost on Vampire Planet

Amazon Uprising on Vampire Planet

Girls Gone Wild on Vampire Planet (straight to video)

Cyborg Zombie Overlords of Vampire Planet

A Vampire Planet Homecoming (for HGTV)

Vampire Planet: The Early Years

The Harlem Globetrotters On Vampire Planet

A Very Vampire Planet Christmas

Emeril’s Vampire Planet Cookbook

Oh, yeah. One more thing. Don’t forget to read the linked article about Mars. It’s really interesting.

  • blacknail

    It looks like our little talks are finally paying dividends. Yes, indeed. Well, you know where to send my cut.

  • mark thompson

    “Kung Fu Nuns from Hell.” A guy I used to know thought it up when he was in high school.

  • John F

    A pity Uranus isn’t habitable.

  • https://www.blog.speculist.com Stephen Gordon

    How about:

    Vampire Boulimia

    One woman’s struggle with body image issues and blood cravings (for the Oxygen channel – late, late night).