Years ago, my friend Blacknail and I were brainstorming movie ideas when we came up with a title that is so hot that I’m sure somebody will have to make it someday:
Gladiator Rebellion on Vampire Planet
That’s why I was so encouraged last week to see that CBS was showing a movie called
Definitely a step in the right direction. Still, for sheer high-concept thrills, I don’t think anything can beat this headline, via Kurzweil AI:
Yeah, baby.
You have to wonder how NASA missed out on the Spring Break angle. But the truth is that Mars (like Vampire Planet) is a pretty cold place, and the girls wouldn’t be wearing bikinis anyhow. Although they might think about something like this (and I’m just throwing it out there, running it up the old flag pole to see if anybody wants to salute it):
Nano-Bikini Ice Maidens of Mars
See, the idea is that somehow the nanotech is overcoming the cold. Anyway, I’m sure Blacknail will join me in offering any of the following titles to NASA. Just swap Mars for Vampire Planet. If one or more prove useful, they can be had for a very reasonable fee:
Vampire Planet
Return to Vampire Planet
Blood Slaves of Vampire Planet
Love Slaves of Vampire Planet
Gladiators of Vampire Planet
Gladiator Rebellion on Vampire Planet
Escape from Vampire Planet
Lost on Vampire Planet
Amazon Uprising on Vampire Planet
Girls Gone Wild on Vampire Planet (straight to video)
Cyborg Zombie Overlords of Vampire Planet
A Vampire Planet Homecoming (for HGTV)
Vampire Planet: The Early Years
The Harlem Globetrotters On Vampire Planet
A Very Vampire Planet Christmas
Emeril’s Vampire Planet Cookbook
Oh, yeah. One more thing. Don’t forget to read the linked article about Mars. It’s really interesting.