Conspiracy Theories, Summarized

By | May 11, 2007
8 Comments

Please see comment #5 here. In one sentence, Habib manages to capture everything I’ve ever wanted to say not just about Truthers, but all conspiracy nutjobs.

  • http://www.myspace.com/ConspiracyFactualists termdefined

    Let me ask you this Specialist. Did you know that George W. Bush and John Kerry are cousins and both members of a secret society called Skull and Bones from Yale university? If you dont believe me then go to google and do some reasearch. In a country where supposedly anyone over the age of 35 can be President dont you find it kind of odd that two SUPPOSED opponents are so closely connected? Go to http://www.myspace.com/conspiracyfactualists and watch all the videos.

  • termdefined

    Here is a link to MSNBC reporting they are cousins:

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4286105/

    and CBS reporting it:

    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/03/04/politics/main604163.shtml

    Here is a link to a CBS story reporting on Skull and Bones:

    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/10/02/60minutes/main576332.shtml

  • roy

    Umm, how secretive can this society be if it has its own myspace page?

  • http://www.myspace.com/conspiracyfactualists termdefined

    Roy it doesnt have its own myspage page. Thats my bands myspace page.

  • Phil Bowermaster

    Wow, that just totally blows me away and causes me to rethink everything I (thought I) knew about how the world works. Apparently, this has all been going on for a a very long time. For example, George V of England and Kaiser Wilhem were *also* first cousins. So WWI was obviously just some kind of enormous hoax, probably for the benefit of Haliburton or the Jews or somebody.

    BTW, that’s Speculist, not Specialist.

  • Karl Hallowell

    The thing that makes this all so insidious is that no matter what theory you come up with, that’s what they want you to think, it’s actually WORSE.

    While it looks like Bush and Kerry are inbred cousins of American royalty, it’s WORSE than that. They’re actually alien termites that are close cousins. But it’s WORSE than that. They’re actually cthuhloid monster siblings bent on consuming Earth and all its lifeforce. But it’s WORSE than that. They’re actually nihilist elder gods CONSUMING ALL HOPE and related in such a close way that we can’t begin to UNDERSTAND it. BUT IT’S WORSE THAN THAT. They’re actually… well… I’m still working on the diagrams and charts, but I should have the next step figured out in a week or two. It involves reality TV, muppets, and mind control.

  • MikeD

    Now you’ve gone too far Karl

    Expect a visit from the all consuming elder gods of the cthuloid monster aliens to.. you know… do that WORSE stuff to you

    Or you can publically renounce your erroneous ways and secretly JOIN them after just three steps of initiation…

  • MDarling

    Sometimes the hardest part is that things that really did happen seem so …unbelievable. I love that the MIB hide all the alien stories on the front page of the tabloids.
    The US attempts to assasinate Castro sound ridiculously fictitious.. Until you find out they aren’t.
    COINTELPRO really did do a lot of what wacky hippie truthers were claiming in the 60′s.
    Nixon was a criminal- though I don’t believe he deputized Elvis, RIP.
    DARPA really did experiment with mind control and other far out stuff.
    The Reagan administration really did sell missiles to Iran and transfer the money to Nicaraguan rebels.
    J Edgar Hoover was a transvestite. (This doesn’t really fit- I just like the insanity of it.)