Whither Codgerhood?

By | December 21, 2006

A lot of folks were upset by Joseph Rago’s anti-blog rant in yesterday’s WSJ because of his crack about blogs being “written by fools to be read by imbeciles.” Ha. I wish. If I could get a few more imbeciles reading the Speculist, maybe I’d make some money off that Google ad bar up top. Or if we could even get a few somewhat credulous folks, not even imbeciles.

For people who aren’t that bright, Speculist readers strike me as being remarkably hard-nosed and skeptical. Or maybe you’re all just lazy. That would probably make more sense.

Anyhow, the passage that upset me was not the one about imbeciles, it was this:

Every conceivable belief is on the scene, but the collective prose, by and large, is homogeneous: A tone of careless informality prevails; posts oscillate between the uselessly brief and the uselessly logorrheic; complexity and complication are eschewed; the humor is cringe-making, with irony present only in its conspicuous absence; arguments are solipsistic; writers traffic more in pronouncement than persuasion . . .

“A tone of careless informality?” Dang, that is truly upsetting.

Or not.

Whatev.

But that crack about irony, that really hurts. It reminds me of a similar concern I expressed in a recent comment (third item) on one of Stephen’s posts:

We were born into a world where there were a few people could say things like, “back in the blizzard of ’03,” and now WE say stuff like that. Or at least I do. See, here’s another reason why Leon Kass is right — if I opt for life extension, the world is going to be deprived a world-class old codger. In a world of eternal youth, whither codgerhood?

It’s a pretty grim future we face, ladies and gentlemen. Not only we will be completely bereft of irony, there will be no more Joseph Rago’s around to tell us what a bunch of imbeciles we all are. Sorry to land such a bummer on your holidays, but there it is.

  • Kent_Geek

    I know you’re going for humor (or is it irony?), but I don’t think it’s age that makes a codger. Believe me, I’ve been a codger for many years.
    So, eventually, we’ll have a society where everyone looks 25, but the older among us will be distinguishable by their sarcastic laughter and thicker wallets.
    Sounds good to me.

  • http://www.acceleratingfuture.com/michael/blog Michael Anissimov

    WSJ is just a collaborative blog that exists on paper, and that you can’t comment on, except in your immediate vicinity. Anyway, everything he is saying is complete nonsense. The real losers will be those that don’t take advantage of blogs, etc.

    Speculist readers never click adwords because they probably use the internet so much that they are entirely desensitized to them. On AF, only one in 400 viewers performs a clickthrough. But it’s the transfer of knowledge, not ad revenue, that’s most important, of course!

    My favorite line: “humor is cringe-making”. :)

  • http://members.cox.net/salamon/Tech/Space/Asteroids AndrewS

    that Google ad bar up top

    I must be one of those idiots he talks about, because I don’t see any Google ad bar. I thought maybe it was one of the many anti-ad layers I use, but it doesn’t look like that’s the problem. If I ever see any interesting ads here, be sure I’ll click on ‘em.

    So was that “uselessly brief” or “uselessly logorrheic” or possibly both?

  • http://www.mprize.org Dave

    heh- I read Speculist 5 times a week. I read WSJ 1.5 times per month. I think the real message is that without Speculist I never would have heard about the WSJ rant…and NO, I’m not interested in a paid subscription to the Speculist :-) If I had to pay I wouldn’t trust it anymore.

    A paradox walk into a room…

  • http://space4commerce.blogspot.com/ bdunbar

    I hadn’t read Rago’s bit until now.

    He’s certainly got MY blog pegged, if not yours.