Monthly Archives: April 2009

There's a Big Upside, But Maybe Not

What drives new inventions? Demand. Check out this ad from Craigslist. I don’t think this poor guy will find what he’s looking for; it hasn’t been invented yet. But think of the money you could make off people like that — anybody, really, we all have regrets — if you had a time machine and didn’t mind messing with the course of history in order to help people who have done something stupid.

Unfortunately, the paradox here is that — assuming a single line of time a la Back to the Future, which you have to assume in order to help the actual person who is paying you, not just one of many versions of that person — as soon as the problem is fixed, he or she no longer has any reason to seek out your services. So you never get the money, because that individual never seeks you out. But because he or she never seeks you out, you never go back in time and fix the problem.

Anyone who has been watching Lost recently — mild spoilers ahead — knows that a more logical, or at least more emotionally satisfying, answer to the single-line-of-time time travel model is that you can go back, but you can’t change the past. So you could definitely find the one individual who needs your help and who has hired you to go back, but there is nothing you can do to help him or her.

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Dude. I don’t get it.

Anyway, since a time machine hasn’t been invented yet (that we know of) one that comes along later would be of no help for those of us who have made mistakes in the past. The best theoretical models for how a “real” time machine would work insist that the farthest back in time a time traveler can go is the day the time machine was built. So if you build one, and then make a mistake next month, next year you can go back in time and try to fix it — probably with little luck (see above.)

I don’t know. As a business model, this is all looking pretty bleak.

Your best bet would probably be to abandon this single-line-of-time model and figure out a way to travel between parallel universes. Find a universe where you never made the mistake in question, kill that version of yourself, and take his or her place. Granted, this approach raises certain ethical issues.

Also, you’ll want to be very careful trying to kill that other version of yourself. Remember: he or she is smarter than you are, having never made the initial mistake.

There’s a Big Upside, But Maybe Not

What drives new inventions? Demand. Check out this ad from Craigslist. I don’t think this poor guy will find what he’s looking for; it hasn’t been invented yet. But think of the money you could make off people like that — anybody, really, we all have regrets — if you had a time machine and didn’t mind messing with the course of history in order to help people who have done something stupid.

Unfortunately, the paradox here is that — assuming a single line of time a la Back to the Future, which you have to assume in order to help the actual person who is paying you, not just one of many versions of that person — as soon as the problem is fixed, he or she no longer has any reason to seek out your services. So you never get the money, because that individual never seeks you out. But because he or she never seeks you out, you never go back in time and fix the problem.

Anyone who has been watching Lost recently — mild spoilers ahead — knows that a more logical, or at least more emotionally satisfying, answer to the single-line-of-time time travel model is that you can go back, but you can’t change the past. So you could definitely find the one individual who needs your help and who has hired you to go back, but there is nothing you can do to help him or her.

hurleydontgetit.jpg
Dude. I don’t get it.

Anyway, since a time machine hasn’t been invented yet (that we know of) one that comes along later would be of no help for those of us who have made mistakes in the past. The best theoretical models for how a “real” time machine would work insist that the farthest back in time a time traveler can go is the day the time machine was built. So if you build one, and then make a mistake next month, next year you can go back in time and try to fix it — probably with little luck (see above.)

I don’t know. As a business model, this is all looking pretty bleak.

Your best bet would probably be to abandon this single-line-of-time model and figure out a way to travel between parallel universes. Find a universe where you never made the mistake in question, kill that version of yourself, and take his or her place. Granted, this approach raises certain ethical issues.

Also, you’ll want to be very careful trying to kill that other version of yourself. Remember: he or she is smarter than you are, having never made the initial mistake.

There's an app for that…

I finally got an iPhone last week. I love gadgets, but rarely am I an early adopter. I tend to wait awhile, see how the early adopters do, wait for the bugs to be worked out, and then… if all looks good… jump in.

I believe I waited just the right amount of time for the iPhone. The new iPhone connects to the Internet with 3G speed. Many of the more obvious problems with the phone have been fixed. Some problems remain – but what works is good enough to make me wonder how I ever did without it.

This won’t be a review of the hardware. Instead I’ll cover software – the applications (“apps”) that I’ve had a chance to try out. Some stuff is essential, some stuff is just fun, some stuff I decided I could do without.

Equal Time

We’ve recently been accused of not taking doomsday arguments seriously enough. With that in mind, please note this important story from America’s Finest News Source:

Report: Majority Of Americans Unprepared For Apocalypse

WASHINGTON, DC—Over 87 percent of Americans are unprepared to protect themselves from even the most basic world-ending scenarios, according to a study released Monday by the nonpartisan doomsday think-tank The Malthusian Institute.

Despite “more than ample warning” for the most likely means of worldwide destruction, less than one million American households have taken even the simplest precautions against nuclear shockwaves, asteroid impact, or a host of angels bearing swords of fire, the study concluded.

Sobering.

(Via Boulder Futurists.)