Category Archives: Humor

I Knew They Couldn't Be Trusted

Tomatoes are carnivores. This shouldn’t come as any surprise. Sneaky little suckers. They’re actually fruit, you know, not vegetables. And now it turns out that they’re not even vegetarians. I still like ‘em on dark rye bread with sauerkraut.

I Knew They Couldn’t Be Trusted

Tomatoes are carnivores. This shouldn’t come as any surprise. Sneaky little suckers. They’re actually fruit, you know, not vegetables. And now it turns out that they’re not even vegetarians. I still like ‘em on dark rye bread with sauerkraut.

Life Lessons from Baseball

I went to bed. Couldn’t hang in for the bottom of the 14th after the Giants went up three runs. The Rockies were clearly tired and I just knew how it was going to end. Okay class, what does this tell us about trying to predict the future?

Equal Time

We’ve recently been accused of not taking doomsday arguments seriously enough. With that in mind, please note this important story from America’s Finest News Source: Report: Majority Of Americans Unprepared For Apocalypse WASHINGTON, DC—Over 87 percent of Americans are unprepared to protect themselves from even the most basic world-ending scenarios, according to a study released […]

Space Swords: Totally Cancelled

I think Andy Samberg is in obvious need of intensive therapy if not medication. But, hey, until he gets help, we can continue to enjoy his videos.

Snail Mail

…and they’re not kidding. The messages are carried in tiny RFD chips attached to actual snails. What a completely pointless (and yet somehow awesome) thing to do. Via GeekPress.