You would almost think this headline came from The Onion:
Pluto row could lead to Neptune losing planet status
RICHARD GRAY
SCIENCE CORRESPONDENT
THE solar system’s biggest planets are at risk of being stripped of their status after the world’s top astronomers voted to downgrade Pluto into the dwarf planet category.
Experts claim that the definition for planets adopted by the International Astronomical Union (IAU) could also see Neptune downgraded.
They say that both planets fail to meet all the criteria set by the IAU.
But other leading astronomers insist the decision to demote Pluto to the status of a “dwarf planet” has allowed them to deal with the difficult problem that there are several other Pluto-like objects orbiting our Sun.
I think that Science Correspondent Richard Gray needs to explain to the folks writing the headline that this is a rhetorical position that some astronomers are taking…
“Yeah, well if you apply those rules, then Neptune shouldn’t be a planet, either!”
They’re making a defense of calling Pluto a planet, not arguing to strip Neptune of its planetary status. No one is seriously doing that, and there is zero chance that it will happen.