Krypton Discovered?

By | December 1, 2005
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Look, I’m not saying it is; I’m not saying it isn’t. Just consider these facts:

It’s fairly close to Earth.

It orbits a red star.

It masses 17 times what our planet does. Any being from that planet would have to be many times stronger than a human being.

On the other hand, this planet couldn’t possibly be Krypton — it’s still there. The real planet Krypton blew itself into billions of radioactive green, red, gold, and white chunks a few years before a kindly farm couple from Kansas adopted me as their son.

Oh. Maybe I’ve said too much.

Never mind.

  • http://www.hankgreen.com Hank Green

    Ah…you never know. It’s 20 light years away, so who’s to say it hasn’t exploded and we just haven’t seen it yet.

  • Rocky

    that was the funniest thing i have ever read! But it was interesting all the same. Maybe there is a planet called Krypton…I believe that any being from that mysterious planet would have to be stronger than mankind here because the planet it has more mass…makes a lot of sense.