I Knew They Couldn't Be Trusted

By | December 8, 2009
3 Comments

Tomatoes are carnivores.

This shouldn’t come as any surprise. Sneaky little suckers. They’re actually fruit, you know, not vegetables. And now it turns out that they’re not even vegetarians.

I still like ‘em on dark rye bread with sauerkraut.

  • Sally Morem

    The Attack of the Killer Tomatoes turns out to be a documentary!

  • Harvey

    What kind of example are these plants setting for the Singularity Being, or for ETs. How do we get them to make the switch to vat meat?

  • http://hertzlinger.blogspot.com Joseph Hertzlinger

    I noticed potatoes are also carnivores. I’m reminded of the following Stanislaw Lem quote:

    If Man has mashed countless potatoes, could not potatoes be expected to mash a man?