Things
are heating
up on Mars…literally. The planet is experiencing its own version of global
warming. The dry-ice polar caps are diminishing. Paul
Hsieh speculates that this must be on account of our failure to sign Kyoto.
Wow, when somebody close to me told me that I could vote for Bush if I wanted
to, but I would have to accept the fact that everything that happens from now
on is my fault…well, I just didn’t grasp the cosmic implications.
On the other hand, I can’t help but wonder — if two planets so close to
each other are both experiencing a rise in surface temperature, isn’t it just
possible that it might have to do with that nearby star they both orbit?
I’m just asking is all. I mean, what if…
What if.
And I’m just asking. But what if global warming is real,
but it isn’t our
fault and there is nothing we can do about it? (With current technology.)
Just asking.
UPDATE:
An Instalanche! Thanks,
Glenn. Nice Halliburton reference. For those of you new to The Speculist, welcome.
Please feel free to have a look around. We usually do more good
news than bad, although we’re not averse to occasionally tackling the tough
questions, e.g., if
turkey guts are good, wouldn’t raw sewage be even better?