Comments on: Ho Hum https://blog.speculist.com/robotics/ho-hum.html Live to see it. Thu, 16 Dec 2021 08:21:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.6.1 By: Phil Bowermaster https://blog.speculist.com/robotics/ho-hum.html#comment-135 Phil Bowermaster Wed, 27 Oct 2004 09:37:03 +0000 http://localhost/specblog/?p=124#comment-135 With a thousand such monkeys, we could rule the world. [sinister]Bwahhahahahahahaha![/sinister]

]]> By: Stephen Gordon https://blog.speculist.com/robotics/ho-hum.html#comment-134 Stephen Gordon Wed, 27 Oct 2004 09:22:04 +0000 http://localhost/specblog/?p=124#comment-134 Forget the monkey-controlled robot, I want a computer-controlled monkey!

10 REM MONKEY BASIC V.1.1
20 IF DISHES=”DIRTY” THEN WASH DISHES
30 IF DOORBELL=”SOLICITOR AT DOOR” THEN HURL FECES
40 IF ALLCHORES=”COMPLETE” THEN EAT BANANA AND GOTO 20

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