Comments on: Conspiracy Theories, Summarized

By: MDarling

MDarling — Mon, 14 May 2007 16:27:37 +0000

Sometimes the hardest part is that things that really did happen seem so …unbelievable. I love that the MIB hide all the alien stories on the front page of the tabloids.
The US attempts to assasinate Castro sound ridiculously fictitious.. Until you find out they aren’t.
COINTELPRO really did do a lot of what wacky hippie truthers were claiming in the 60′s.
Nixon was a criminal- though I don’t believe he deputized Elvis, RIP.
DARPA really did experiment with mind control and other far out stuff.
The Reagan administration really did sell missiles to Iran and transfer the money to Nicaraguan rebels.
J Edgar Hoover was a transvestite. (This doesn’t really fit- I just like the insanity of it.)

By: MikeD

MikeD — Sun, 13 May 2007 19:50:38 +0000

Now you’ve gone too far Karl

Expect a visit from the all consuming elder gods of the cthuloid monster aliens to.. you know… do that WORSE stuff to you

Or you can publically renounce your erroneous ways and secretly JOIN them after just three steps of initiation…

By: Karl Hallowell

Karl Hallowell — Sun, 13 May 2007 07:26:48 +0000

The thing that makes this all so insidious is that no matter what theory you come up with, that’s what they want you to think, it’s actually WORSE.

While it looks like Bush and Kerry are inbred cousins of American royalty, it’s WORSE than that. They’re actually alien termites that are close cousins. But it’s WORSE than that. They’re actually cthuhloid monster siblings bent on consuming Earth and all its lifeforce. But it’s WORSE than that. They’re actually nihilist elder gods CONSUMING ALL HOPE and related in such a close way that we can’t begin to UNDERSTAND it. BUT IT’S WORSE THAN THAT. They’re actually… well… I’m still working on the diagrams and charts, but I should have the next step figured out in a week or two. It involves reality TV, muppets, and mind control.

By: Phil Bowermaster

Phil Bowermaster — Fri, 11 May 2007 14:14:22 +0000

Wow, that just totally blows me away and causes me to rethink everything I (thought I) knew about how the world works. Apparently, this has all been going on for a a very long time. For example, George V of England and Kaiser Wilhem were *also* first cousins. So WWI was obviously just some kind of enormous hoax, probably for the benefit of Haliburton or the Jews or somebody.

BTW, that’s Speculist, not Specialist.

By: termdefined

termdefined — Fri, 11 May 2007 12:52:54 +0000

Roy it doesnt have its own myspage page. Thats my bands myspace page.

By: roy

roy — Fri, 11 May 2007 12:05:45 +0000

Umm, how secretive can this society be if it has its own myspace page?

By: termdefined

termdefined — Fri, 11 May 2007 11:36:56 +0000

Here is a link to MSNBC reporting they are cousins:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4286105/

and CBS reporting it:

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/03/04/politics/main604163.shtml

Here is a link to a CBS story reporting on Skull and Bones:

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/10/02/60minutes/main576332.shtml

By: termdefined

termdefined — Fri, 11 May 2007 11:35:08 +0000

Let me ask you this Specialist. Did you know that George W. Bush and John Kerry are cousins and both members of a secret society called Skull and Bones from Yale university? If you dont believe me then go to google and do some reasearch. In a country where supposedly anyone over the age of 35 can be President dont you find it kind of odd that two SUPPOSED opponents are so closely connected? Go to http://www.myspace.com/conspiracyfactualists and watch all the videos.